Me: Why isn’t she sitting next to her husband?
B: That’s her brother.
Me: WHAT?! Jake is her BROTHER?!
B: (rolls his eyes) Yes, Jake and Maggie aren’t married.
Me: Seriously! Ugh. Why don’t I know these things!
Respected. Knowledgable. Partner.
Me: Why isn’t she sitting next to her husband?
B: That’s her brother.
Me: WHAT?! Jake is her BROTHER?!
B: (rolls his eyes) Yes, Jake and Maggie aren’t married.
Me: Seriously! Ugh. Why don’t I know these things!