Maximus: Me want more honey.
Bryan: You want more honey, huh? You’re going to have to get a bee hive.
Maximus: A bee hive?
Bryan: Yes, you need a bee hive.
Maximus: Get a bee hive at the store.
……
Wrigley burped after he finished eating.
Maximus: Scuse you Wriggy. Scuse you.
……
Out of nowhere:
Maximus: Daddy, want some hot chocolate?
Bryan: What?
Maximus: Want some hot chocolate?
Me: Do you want some hot chocolate?
Bryan: How does he know what hot chocolate is?
Me: I have no idea. When did he start pretending?
Next day:
Maximus: Want some hot chocolate, mommy?
Me: Yes.
Maximus: {Puts an egg beater in my face} More?
Me: Yes.
Maximus: More?
Me: Yes.
Maximus: Full?
Me: Yes, I’m full.
Maximus: K
……
Me: Maximus, let’s go get big boy clothes on.
Maximus: Get big boy clothes on and go papa’s house!
Me: No, we’re not going anywhere but you need to get big boy clothes on.
Maximus: Big boy clothes and go home?
Me: We are home. This is our home.
Maximus: Nooo. Go hoooome. See papa.
*Somewhere along the last month he got confused about where home is. Because my parent’s leave our house to go home.
……
After waking from a nap, I walked into his room wearing a tank top.
Maximus: mommy! Put a shirt on!
Me: I need to put a shirt on?
Maximus: Yesss
……
Maximus: Me feed baby Kintin.
Me: You’re going to feed baby Quinten?
Maximus: Yess, from my belly.
…….
While holding an iPod up to his ears.
Maximus: Hello. Hi, music player.
